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[thedivinegoat_archive]

I've just read a fic where Buffy was near to tears, but sucked them back in before they fell. That's some pretty impressive eyelid muscles she's got there.

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[annakovsky.livejournal.com]

Heh. Well, she IS the Slayer.

[thedivinegoat.livejournal.com]

Enquiring minds want to know - apart from the whole tear sucking thing - can she do tricks with them?

[mhw.livejournal.com]

Nah, 'tis easy. She has blotting paper for a brain, and so the tears get sucked back in merely by capillary action.

Either that or she has Magic Osmotic Eyeballs.