Real Life Mary Sue

elementalv pointed out this website earlier today, and I'm not sure whether I should be thanking or cursing her.

She really is a real life Mary Sue, it's amazing... Here's an extract -

Sarah Jane would like a world where everyone loves and prays for the whole world and defends the faith and believes God the creator is heartbroken at evil in the world when everyone should love each other like brothers and sisters in all countries and are all his children. She believes that whatever evil is around he will always be with her and even when she has not gone to church every week she has always prayed for the world and stayed joined to the wonderful link of the holy spirit.

and

The thousands of Americans Sarah meets are nice people and always feel like a family country. Sarah Jane was very impressed with the speech President Bush made this week about the need to root out terrorists so that things will be better for all countries and people including their own people who are bullied and tortured. She believes he is handling a very complicated situation well. She also believes Prince Charles and the Queen are right to respect the good Muslims and all people in our country and all countries and knows some Muslims who are also happy living in America.

oh and

Sarah Jane generally models suits and dresses, and has turned down many lucrative offers to model topless. Sarah Jane is asked to model these things often as she is a virgin and a celebrity. She is not very tall, and is rather doll like in appearance.

Her poem about the Queen Mum has to be seen to be believed. (Under Music/Wisdom) Oh and posting medical proof of your virginity is a must for all personal websites.

And she only lives ten miles away from me!

ETA I'd just like to make it clear, I'm not taking the mick out of her discision to stay a virgin until married. That's her choice and good luck with it. I'm taking the mick 'cos she's clearly barmy.