Message to the sproglet

Please hurry up and come out, I have the Marge Piercy autobiography packed in my hospital bag, and I really want to read it.

Also, you're apparently putting on 1/2 a pound every week, and frankly your brother was large enough, so if you don't mind putting in an appearance fairly soon, I can avoid another appointment with an episiotomy.

Plus, once you're born I can eat pate again.

Please, for Mummy?

Catching up with the bandwagon

I finally got to see Pirates of the Caribbean last night, (and learnt how to spell Caribbean correctly this morning) and well, squeee!

I can remember having a crush on Jonny Depp back when I was in school, but truly I don't think I was really ready to truly appreciate him back them.

I also got the whole Orlando Bloom thing a lot more, although he's still too much of a little boy for my taste. (And no mascara!)

So, can anyone point me in the direction of some good fanfic? Gen, het, slash, crossovers - it's all good?

ETA good fanfic instead of goof fanfic. Of course if you want to rec goof fanfic, please don't let me stop you