Celebdaq - Weekly Dividends

YOUR DIVIDEND EARNINGS:

216 shares in Beyonce Knowles earned you £960.31
250 shares in Brad Pitt earned you £131.25
450 shares in Dido earned you £832.82
500 shares in FA2 Alistair Griffin earned you £0.01
500 shares in Johnny Depp earned you £58.16
673 shares in Johnny Vegas earned you £0.31
250 shares in Mel C earned you £47.79
500 shares in Orlando Bloom earned you £228.41
877 shares in Renee Zellweger earned you £0.02

In total you earned from your shares £2259.07


Considering I bought my shares in Jonny Vegas about an hour before dividends are calculated, I'm pretty pleased with my 31p. Renee however...

I was hoping that now she's started preparing for Bridget Jones II, we'd get a repeat of those "poor Renee's having to stuff her face with burgers and cakes just so she can be the same size as the rest of us" stories we had last time. Ah well, may be I just hang on in there a bit longer.

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On the pregnancy front I have been diagnosed with mild Symphysis Pubis Dysfunction. Apparently it's mild because I can walk without crutches. I think they need to work a new scale of classification...

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<td bgcolor="#000000">Username</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td><td bgcolor="#000000">You will die by:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Mysterious unsolved murder. The killer was never found and neither was your body. Your casket is empty and you family mourns till this day in hopes that you are still alive or died a swift death. </td><td bgcolor="#000000">Death Date:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">September 18, 2005</td><td bgcolor="#000000">Number attending your funeral?</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">50</td><td bgcolor="#000000">How much will you leave to friends and family?</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">$701,904</td>

What will your Funeral be like? by rashock
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Fuck. I've only got two years left! ;-)

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This morning when I woke up I had dark blond hair (that every year gets closer to mouse) that reached to just above my waist. The last time I had been in a hair dressers was Oct 2001. I now have chin length hair with coloured highlights, that give it a reddish cast. (Not that I've got my ten-year school reunion tomorrow, oh no)

Whilst the stylist was cutting my hair, I kept on seeing my mum in the mirror. Not in a "oh my god, I'm getting old!" way, but just in a "that isn't my face" way. It was very strange. I know I look like my Mum, (and my sister to the point that people think we're twins), but it was quite a surreal experience.