'Cos Mr Fox-Smith(?), the gentleman who got it on with one of the Chaperones, well he's still getting it on with her. To the point that she bought his house for him. He's now living next to my ex-next-door neighbour, (which is co-incidently in the same village as my parents). Apparently when S went to be neighbourly and introduce herself he used the immortal words "Don't you know who I am?". He also seems to think the whole village is gossiping about him. A straw poll by the village postmistress shows most of the village didn't watch the show and haven't an earthlies who he is. ;-)
(Oh, and he refers to his other half as "My girlfriend, Lady Davenport!)
I'm sorry, but I couldn't resist it...
(Oh, and he refers to his other half as "My girlfriend, Lady Davenport!)
I'm sorry, but I couldn't resist it...