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When you put a bottle of Lemon Lucozade in the freezer for half an hour you end up with half frozen fizzy lemon slush.

When you forget about said bottle of Lemon Lucozade and leave it for a couple of hours, and then fail to let defrost in any way, you end up with frozen Lucozade over you, your husband, your keyboard, your monitor, your TV, your carpet, your walls, your ceilling...
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My son is playing with his sand buggy on the floor

ME: [Speaking to my husband] It looks like Jesus or the lamb from the nativity set is driving Owen's buggy.
HUSBAND: Yeah? [Comes in from kitchen and looks at said Buggy] It's a piece of rice cake.
ME: Oh.

I need new glasses.

*****

When did Christmas get so close? The last thing I knew we had a few weeks to go, and then all of a sudden it's two days away and I haven't wrapped any presents.

But, on the plus side at least all the present got bought prior to Cullyn being born, so at least I don't have to do any last minute shopping.

Bugger!

Mar. 2nd, 2003 09:58 pm
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Designing a get well card for my father-in-law, who is rather badly ill. (He has Angina & Parkinsons and has just developed a severe chest infection).

I've spent approx the last two hours on it, (I know I'm slow!), go to save the last hours changes, and the bastard program crashes!!

Arrghh!

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